i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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