A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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