She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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