seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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