This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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