Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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