The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm both gender and math confused
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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