all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
ok first of all what the fuck
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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