You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
