Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm way too hungover for life right now
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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