I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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