you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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