Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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