Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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