I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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