Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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