he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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