Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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