So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
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