we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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