Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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