i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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