All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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