Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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