she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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