woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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