my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Randomize