glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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