I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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