and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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