I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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