Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Randomize
