Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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