So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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