this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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