what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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