Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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