Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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