So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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