She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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