another moral hangover. fuck.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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