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someone threw a dead crab at me
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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