i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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