The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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