In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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