Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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