..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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