That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
are you so shy because you have an std?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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