so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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