If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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