I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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