just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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