dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think your dad took our porno
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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