if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
