Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
