the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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