still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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