The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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