so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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