shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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